Tummy for President, 2012

I saw an ad for Nike the other day about how a woman's butt is a wonderful thing, and that 10,000 lunges makes it even more round.

Well I don't need any help in the round butt department.

What I do need help in is the flat stomach department. I want a stomach that you can bounce something off of. Not a quarter - that involves way too much work. But maybe a tennis ball. I'd like to be able to bounce something off my stomach, and if that something already has some bounce to it, yahtzee!

So I figured, if the woman in the Nike ad needed to do 10,000 lunges to make her butt look like mine, maybe I needed to do 10,000 crunches to make my gut look like hers, and therefore excellent in a bathing suit.

Thus, the beginning of a campaign. Tummy 2012!

To do 10,000 crunches, I'll break it down and make it easier for myself: 100 crunches for 100 days.

Today is Day 1.

At 4:00 p.m.

And I just want to go home from work and put on my sweatpants.

And watch this week's episode of "Once Upon a Time" on Demand.

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And yet, this campaign is going to be far more interesting than the Presidential one this year.